Unique Clothing Gifts

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

"Underweird bras."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Men's business romper.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Things are looking up!"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

A tailor measuring a large man

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Jeans sale

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Rosie Cheeks

Igor beaver.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Fashionista

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

Failed business ventures.

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

Henry put it on at a party - he liked it so much he's been wearing it ever since.

Scot with a turkey at Christmas.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Puffer Jacket

'Cargo Cult' (a man kneeling before a pair of cargo trousers in a shop window).

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.