Unique Clothing T-Shirts

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

"Underweird bras."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Men's business romper.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Things are looking up!"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

A tailor measuring a large man

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Jeans sale

Rosie Cheeks

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Igor beaver.

Fashionista

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

Failed business ventures.

'Cargo Cult' (a man kneeling before a pair of cargo trousers in a shop window).

Puffer Jacket

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

Scot with a turkey at Christmas.

Henry put it on at a party - he liked it so much he's been wearing it ever since.