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Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Underweird bras."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Vivienne Westwood

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Utility Chic.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

A tailor measuring a large man

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Odile

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Rosie Cheeks

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Tree

Igor beaver.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Fashion week

The latest fall fashion trends

Cornrows

Minced Oath Day 2022

Tartan Coats

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Is this dress too revealing?

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'