Unique Dressing T-Shirts

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Underweird bras."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Honey Costume

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Let's see a robot do that."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Unsuitable clothing.

Tree

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Is this dress too revealing?

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

"Darling, it's so this season."

Red and Yellow dress

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'

For God's sake, Ann...stop living in the past!

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."