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Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Home depot."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Gesundheit!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

Christmas sweater alternatives

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Christmas tree exchange

Peas on Earth.

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Safe Christmas.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Trick or treat?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree