Festive Dressing Pillows

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Home depot."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Gesundheit!"

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Christmas tree exchange

Peas on Earth.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Trick or treat?"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Safe Christmas.

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Decorating the Christmas Tree