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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

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"Shouldn't have, you really."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

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"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

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"We couldn't find a sitter."

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"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."