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'Nothing says Christmas like daddy in his old santa suit smelling like moth balls.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Yo ho ho!

Prosecco

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

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"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Hip hop Santa.

"Maybe this year..."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Snowman Tattoo

Oi to the world!

Elf of the Month

Easter Egg

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

December Fest

Poinsettia

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

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Christmas Socks