Festive Fashion Explorer Pillows

The Holiday Party Invitation.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Prosecco

Girl in cow onesie.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Western Outfitters.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Christmas sweater alternatives

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Australian Mobile Bar

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"Maybe this year..."

Easter Egg

Hip hop Santa.

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Snowman Tattoo

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Oi to the world!

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.