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The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Prosecco

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

The other days of the year...

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Easter Egg

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Hip hop Santa.

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Back to the Holidays

Oi to the world!

Snowman Tattoo

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Maybe this year..."

Great Moment in North Pole History

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home