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Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Prosecco

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

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'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Oi to the world!

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Back to the Holidays

Hip hop Santa.

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"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Easter Egg

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Maybe this year..."

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