Festive Fashion Fan T-Shirts

'When I said to dress in 'something festive' I meant for you wear the shirt I bought you.'

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"

"Oh, granddad! That sweater is SO you!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I love these old decorations!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Prosecco

Elton John

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Meet Santa's entourage

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Ring those Christmas bells!

Hip hop Santa.

Snowman Tattoo

Easter Egg

"Maybe this year..."

Oi to the world!

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas Socks

Pets christmas tree

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Christmas reunions!

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."