Festive Fashion Fan Pillows

'When I said to dress in 'something festive' I meant for you wear the shirt I bought you.'

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"

"Oh, granddad! That sweater is SO you!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I love these old decorations!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Prosecco

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Meet Santa's entourage

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Easter Egg

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Snowman Tattoo

"Maybe this year..."

Hip hop Santa.

Oi to the world!

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Pets christmas tree

Hired Morning Suit

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas Socks

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."