Festive Fashion Followers T-Shirts

'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Advocado

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Prosecco

"Like my new haircut?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

The Aging of Underwear

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Easter Egg

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Snowman Tattoo

"Maybe this year..."

Hip hop Santa.

Lady imitating fashion

Oi to the world!

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Pets christmas tree

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Christmas Socks