Festive Fashion Followers T-Shirts

'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Advocado

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

Prosecco

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

The Aging of Underwear

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Oi to the world!

"Maybe this year..."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Hip hop Santa.

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Easter Egg

Snowman Tattoo

Lady imitating fashion

"If they fit, we can return them."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Christmas Socks

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.