Festive Fashionistas Pillows

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Christmas Hat Tree

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

Black is slimming, but it can't perform miracles.

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

'We need to be dressed up for Christmas morning! Can you help?'

Easter Eggs

"I'm not sure the Christmas jumper is good for your gravitas, m'lud."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Prosecco

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Snowman Tattoo

Oi to the world!

Easter Egg

"Maybe this year..."

Hip hop Santa.

Pets christmas tree

Christmas Socks

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

We have skule clothes.

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"You're looking very autumnal."

Merry Christmas!

Cookie monster caught in the act.

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.