Holiday Fashionista Pillows

Santa gets a makeover

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

Christmas Belle!

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Canada Goose Jackets

Prosecco

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Snowman Tattoo

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Easter Egg

Oi to the world!

Hip hop Santa.

"Maybe this year..."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Christmas Socks

Pets christmas tree

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'