Fashionista On A Holiday Pillows

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Prosecco

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Snowman Tattoo

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Hip hop Santa.

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Oi to the world!

Easter Egg

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Maybe this year..."

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Pizza London Eye

Christmas Socks

Pets christmas tree

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

Santa Hat Hair

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Merry Christmas!

Cookie monster caught in the act.

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Child dressed as a daffodil.

'Ah Professor Dawkins, about your Christmas jumper..'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

The Emperor's New Speedo