Fashionista On Vacation Pillows

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Pizza London Eye

'He's having a bad feather day.'

The Emperor's New Speedo

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

Summer

Winter Coat

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"It must be a fur tree."

Summer fashions.

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Dog luggage.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Multitasking.

Ask me about my thick neck.

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

"Let me remind you all of the policy against dressing provocatively, and yes, we're referring to what you wore last Tuesday, Don."

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Do you have anything with a wider mirror?