Fashionista In Seasonal Wear Pillows

Seasons.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Prosecco

Carioca

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Happy Brithday

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Crocodile Shoes

Oi to the world!

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Naked Furniture

Snowman Tattoo

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Hip hop Santa.

Easter Egg

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Maybe this year..."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Pets christmas tree

Christmas Socks