Colorful Fashionista Pillows

A sweet and tender kiss

Carioca

Saul and the Pauls

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

The Dandy

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Trying on boots

Joe's Tuxedos

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"