Flirty Fashionista Pillows

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Nice bit of skirt.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Carioca

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Dandy

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Burlyesque

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Watering can helmet.

The Formal Street Artist

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Snake Dress-Up

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Hipster Coffee

Monster slippers.