Flirty Fashionista Gifts

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Nice bit of skirt.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Carioca

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

The Dandy

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Foxy lady

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Burlyesque

Watering can helmet.

Elton John

The Formal Street Artist

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Snake Dress-Up

Pants Uglifier!

Monster slippers.

Gator Painter.

Dog Catcher.