Flirtatious Fashionista Gifts

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Carioca

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Dandy

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Foxy lady

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

The Formal Street Artist

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Elton John

Burlyesque

Watering can helmet.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

Pants Uglifier!

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Gator Painter.

Monster slippers.

Dog Catcher.