Romantic Fashionista Gifts

Couple in Green

Blue Dress and Feather

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Nice haircut."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

We stock ALL sizes...

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Geri Halliwell.

Amy Winehouse

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Snake Dress-Up

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Dancing on the beach

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

'Do these come in blue?'

Love and champaign

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

The Queen Mother

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

A Macaroni in 1773

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Romance in the Ocean

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

"Uh – do I have to do anything?"