Comfy Fashionista Gifts

"Uh, I've gotta go teach a zoom class."

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Quarantine Chic

Pandemic Fashion

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Mod Kwan Doh

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Happy Brithday

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

Two Disco Divas.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Bunny Slippers