Fun-loving Fashionista Gifts

"Why can't summer last forever?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Carioca

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Snake Dress-Up

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'Do these come in blue?'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Winter Coat

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

Horse costume.

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

A sweet and tender kiss

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"What the difference between these two old men?"