Fun-loving Fashionista Gifts

"Why can't summer last forever?"

Carioca

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Snake Dress-Up

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'Do these come in blue?'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Winter Coat

A sweet and tender kiss

Horse costume.

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"What the difference between these two old men?"

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."