Humorous Fashionista Gifts

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."