Humorous Fashionista Gifts

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

I'm sure it's fake.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Hoody Woodpecker.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Where Pleather Comes From

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'