"The mandatory high heels in the dress code is for women!"
Satirical Fashionista Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the bold spirit of a satirical fashionista? Explore our collection of clever and stylish items that effortlessly blend humor with high fashion. From sassy mugs to eye-catching t-shirts, these gifts are perfect for expressing edgy personality and love for fashion. Surprise the trendsetter in your life with a gift that says it all without saying a word.
"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"
'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'
Stupid T-Shirt
The Meth Gala 2021
Taste in High Life.
Hoody Woodpecker.
Actually Didn't Want Fries With That
Emergency Hipster Beard
"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."
All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...
'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'
'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'
'Have you any W fronts?'
The Inventor of the Man Bun!
Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.
"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"
"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."
'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'
"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"
"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."
Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.
Salad Hat
"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."
"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."
Home for the Holidays
Stay at home
'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'
"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."
"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."
Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.
Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.
"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"
"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."
The latest fall fashion trends
Satirical Fashionista Gifts Collection
Satirical Fashionista Mugs
Explore our range of satirical fashionista mugs and bring humor to your daily routine.
Satirical Fashionista Pillows
Find playful and stylish pillows that reflect the sassy personality of a true fashionista.
Satirical Fashionista Prints
Browse our satirical prints designed to celebrate the bold, humorous side of fashionable living.
Satirical Fashionista T-Shirts
Discover our collection of witty T-shirts perfect for the fashionista with a sharp sense of humor.