Ironic Fashionista Gifts

Just Do It/Just Do Without It.

'Earl, your son has fallen in with the right crowd!'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

'Grotesque!'

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

A woman prepares to change into her freshly-cleaned grubby dress.

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

As Seen Watching TV

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Hoody Woodpecker.

Salad Hat

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

Horse costume.

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"