"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"
Fashionista Of The Absurd Gifts
Looking for a gift for the fashionista of the absurd? Discover quirky, humorous products that capture their love for eccentric fashion and creative flair. Our collection blends wit, style, and a dash of the unexpected, making it ideal for those who enjoy standing out and rewriting the rules of fashion with a playful twist.
'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
Middle-Age Superheroes
"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."
'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'
"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."
'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'
"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."
'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'
'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'
"Wow, you look sexy today."
Bernice Mountain Dog
Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.
Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop
"Marie Antoinette? This is she."
"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."
"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."
Naked Furniture
"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."
Crocodile Shoes
'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'
Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture
Hoody Woodpecker.
"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."
"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"
Salad Hat
Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk
A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".
"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."
Joe's Tuxedos
Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains
Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types
Work clothes.
"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."
Fashionista Of The Absurd Gifts Collection
Fashionista Of The Absurd Mugs
Discover more fun and bold mugs for the fashionista of the absurd and add some humor to their daily routine.
Fashionista Of The Absurd Pillows
Find whimsical pillows that match the bold spirit of the fashionista of the absurd and brighten any space with personality.
Fashionista Of The Absurd Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the playful and inventive side of fashion and creativity—perfect for inspiring their artistic flair.
Fashionista Of The Absurd T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts that celebrate creative, eccentric fashion—ideal for making a statement and standing out.