Fashionista With Flair For The Weird Gifts

"Can I interest you in a hat? Maybe something in tin foil?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Foxy lady

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Naked Furniture

Watering can helmet.

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."