Fashionista With Flair For The Weird Gifts

"Can I interest you in a hat? Maybe something in tin foil?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Unicorn in the Woods

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Foxy lady

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The Formal Street Artist

Naked Furniture

Watering can helmet.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."