Fashionista With A Twist Gifts

Mutant Jeans

'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'

More than just a fetish.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Really, you're afraid of needles?"

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."

A Daring Low Slung Profile and this Seasons Freshest Prints...

Joe's Tuxedos

Solar-Powered Tanning Station

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

"Nice work, who did it?"

"Oh, it's just for show. If you want to know the time, I'll have to look at my phone."

Alligator shoes.

Brewnet

Man with Wide Sombrero Attracting Lots of Women

'You're supposed to fish with them, not wear them.'

'One more thing...Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'Big meeting. Donna, please switch on my power suit.'

'Look stop complaining. Last time I wore garter belts it took four days to get the sods off'

Work clothes.

'You must be the new girl.'

'Why didn't you tell me you wanted a fur coat?'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Football breasts

'Hey, how's it goin'?...So, I fell through the dryer vent. Guess I won't do that again! Is that a nose ring?...Hello?'

"Hey, I'm just making your sofa match your jeans."

Pisces Zodiac Sign.

Naked Furniture

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Banana Democracy