Fashionista With A Sporty Twist Gifts

Trainers for actually playing sport in.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Crocodile Shoes

Naked Furniture

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Joe's Tuxedos

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."