Fashionista With A Sporty Twist Gifts

Trainers for actually playing sport in.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Geri Halliwell.

Crocodile Shoes

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Naked Furniture

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Joe's Tuxedos

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."