Fashionista With A Twist Prints

Mutant Jeans

'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Really, you're afraid of needles?"

More than just a fetish.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Oh, it's just for show. If you want to know the time, I'll have to look at my phone."

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."

A Daring Low Slung Profile and this Seasons Freshest Prints...

Solar-Powered Tanning Station

"It's an Ebowler hat."

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

"Nice work, who did it?"

Alligator shoes.

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

Joe's Tuxedos

Banana Democracy

Man with Wide Sombrero Attracting Lots of Women

'You're supposed to fish with them, not wear them.'

'One more thing...Does this outfit make me look fat?'

Classic Hipster

Work clothes.

George Michael In The Toilet.

'Big meeting. Donna, please switch on my power suit.'

'Look stop complaining. Last time I wore garter belts it took four days to get the sods off'

Brewnet

'You must be the new girl.'

'Why didn't you tell me you wanted a fur coat?'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Football breasts

'Hey, how's it goin'?...So, I fell through the dryer vent. Guess I won't do that again! Is that a nose ring?...Hello?'

Brassieres