Bizarre Fashionista Gifts

Salad Hat

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Foxy lady

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Poisson d'Avril!

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Burlyesque

Watering can helmet.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The Formal Street Artist

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Pants Uglifier!

Operation Tattoo

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

Gator Painter.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Monster slippers.

A businessman with moose antlers sprouting from his hat.

Hipster Coffee

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'