Bizarre Fashionista Gifts

Salad Hat

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

Unicorn in the Woods

Poisson d'Avril!

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

Watering can helmet.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Gator Painter.

Hipster Coffee

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Monster slippers.

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'