Funky Fashionista Gifts

"What the difference between these two old men?"

Funky at 50!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

Foxy lady

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Poisson d'Avril!

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'They're pinching my toes!'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

Watering can helmet.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Hipster Coffee

Monster slippers.

Gator Painter.