Funky Fashionista T-Shirts

"What the difference between these two old men?"

Funky at 50!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Poisson d'Avril!

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

The Formal Street Artist

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Burlyesque

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Watering can helmet.

'They're pinching my toes!'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

Pants Uglifier!

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Gator Painter.

Dog Catcher.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Monster slippers.