Whimsical Fashionista T-Shirts

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Foxtail. A client is pleased with her new hairstyle. It's complete genius. The hairdresser hopes she doesn't notice the truth.

The Boxer.

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

Horn Hair

Beauty Shop

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Foxy lady

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Watering can helmet.

Burlyesque

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Shop for cats

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

The Formal Street Artist

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.