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'I distinctly said 'MAN.U'!!!'

"What ever happened with that guy who was suing you?"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Windy day

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Hoody Woodpecker.

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Beauty Shop

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Horse costume.

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"What the difference between these two old men?"

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"I recently went wireless."

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

Couple in Green