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'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Electric shorts."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Surf Casting

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Private View.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Eskimo in Igloo

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