Comedic Style Lover T-Shirts

Two Triceratops see a Stegasaurus coming out of a Jurassic fashion store - 'OMG, tail spikes and plates... that is so last epoch!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"I'm under a restraining order."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

Eskimo in Igloo

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'