Comedic Art Lover T-Shirts

'But we agreed on terracotta- you liked terracotta! I am not sending them back!'

'Steve just completed a 50-mile bike trip for charity.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Caution! Heavy Load!

"As Spider-Man says, 'With great power comes great responsibility.'"

TV Bookends

'Early Toupees'.

Potters wheel.

Chasing Wheelchairs

Turkey.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

Centurion with an empty plate.

Artist overlooks naked model for a bowl of apples.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

German Villager

Wedding Day Itinerary.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Pushy Dog

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I knew you'd understand."

Jumble Sale

The African Plains during the 70's.

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Rollercoaster police chase.