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"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Jumble Sale

"I knew you'd understand."

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"The Doge ate my homework."

Rollercoaster police chase.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Drawing board disaster.

"I'm under a restraining order."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'