Comedic Art Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I knew you'd understand."

The African Plains during the 70's.

Jumble Sale

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"The Doge ate my homework."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

Drawing board disaster.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"I'm under a restraining order."