Comedic Art Appreciator Pillows

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Spoiler Alert: Here Lies Justin SpanBauer. . . 'All the World's a Stage'.

Swiss Army General.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I knew you'd understand."

The African Plains during the 70's.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Drawing board disaster.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

"I'm under a restraining order."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...