Comedic Art Appreciator Gifts

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Spoiler Alert: Here Lies Justin SpanBauer. . . 'All the World's a Stage'.

Cat Cheerleaders

Swiss Army General.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

"I knew you'd understand."

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Drawing board disaster.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'