Comedic Art Admirer Gifts

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

Hermes takes an elevator to meet Zeus while wingless citizens attempt to fly up.

Painter retouching painting

"I'm under a restraining order."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I knew you'd understand."

The African Plains during the 70's.

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"Reproduction furniture."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Drawing board disaster.

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"