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Drawing board disaster.

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Pushy Dog

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I knew you'd understand."

The African Plains during the 70's.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"Any luck"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

The Ed Sheeran Room

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.