Comedic Culture Fan Gifts

"Goodness, no! I'm returning it."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"Any luck"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Drawing board disaster.

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

LARGE FRONT

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"I'm under a restraining order."

Eskimo in Igloo