Comedic Culture Fan Pillows

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Drawing board disaster.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

LARGE FRONT

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"I'm under a restraining order."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Eskimo in Igloo

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'